Don't forget to vote, because if you don't, you will be sucked into a Twilight Zone like vortex, where the pre-election political ads and commentary will run over and over and over again, and you won't be able to escape it ... unless you go vote.
Ok, not really, but please remember to vote today. Thanks!
Tomorrow it will all be over, unless we are sucked back into the vortex that was the 2000 election, but that won't happen again, because you're going to go vote, right? Right now? Okay? Please? Yay!